Louis, bless him, used to enjoy removing bottles of wine from the rack and taking them through to the living room. He would put them all in a row, and then (sometimes) start to put them back. All very endearing until - perhaps inevitably - he dropped one.
It had to be a red, of course. A whole bottle's worth of red wine stain. We tried pouring white wine onto the stain. Nothing much happened. We tried salt. Nothing much happened. We tried more (cheaper this time) white wine and more salt and made some progress.
Suffice to say Louis doesn't get to play with the wine any more...
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