Merci Tout Le Monde

And so it came to pass that, after twelve days and nights had passed, the innkeeper chucked Mary and Joseph and their new baby out of the stable, saying "clear off, the Council will be round to pick up the decorations and wrapping paper tomorrow." And lo, Mary quoth unto our Lord "that reminds me, you should write some thank you cards." And verily, and in due course, the three wise men did receive cards thanking them for the gold, frankincense and myrrh, and the Lord needed a bit of help with the spelling because those are really quite tricky words. Much like Louis, really, except I'm sure Jesus didn't have an older sister prancing around distractingly in the background.